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Mr. Writer's wishes
- I wish the sky would have a different colour for each day of the week ... blue is kinda gloomy and saddening ... and in any case, it would be interesting to watch people trying to find clad that matches with the particular sky colour
- wish people did not have to squat to defecate ... it is so demeaning
- wish someone would be a darling and whisk me around the campus ground on a comfy wheel-barrow ... for around two weeks or so
- wish I could fly like a bird and swim and breathe underwater like a fish
- wish to head to the Appalachian mountains and capture a baby bigfoot ... then I will emerge triumphantly out of the pine forest and find photojournalists clicking away endless films of camera; all eager to force my image and that of my new-found pet into your TV screen ... you do not have to mind for I am cute ... don't know about the baby ape though
- wish we could switch from the tedious Gregorian calendar into an Aztec one ... it has much more holidays and goes around in a cycle ... which means you can always go back and correct the mistakes of your past ... and the best part is that you have the option of sacrificing your enemy every lunar month or so ... ha ha ha (diabolical laughter)
- wish I could be Santa Claus's assistant this Christmas, then I could send someone a really nasty gift ... like a king cobra inside a shoe-box
- wish to say something really mean one day that will shock the entire universe and send many to a state of near cardiac arrest
- wish I could master all the other tongues in Kenya apart from my own ... I hear it comes in handy if you are caught in a tight corner during a tribal clash ... come to think of it, I should just update my running skills to a much faster version
- wish I will wake up one day from a beautiful dream only to find out that am actually living under that beautiful dream
- wish that all the dramatic scenes in life ... such as rescuing a baby from the mouth of a lion ... would happen in slow-motion just like they do in the movies ... so that we could have a few more minutes to portray our selfless courage
- wish I attended a more cute highschool ... like Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ... where I could have learnt to be an animagus ( if you do not know what this means, then you are not a Harry Potter fan)
- wish it would snow one day in Kenya and we could all rush out to make a snowmen and ski
- wish I could read people's minds
- wish I could produce a sound pitched voice ... enough to break glass and the ear-drum of a wildly-opinionated loudmouth who is unfortunate enough to become my boss
- wish the tectonic plates of the earth would shift ... so that we could have a change of background scenery ... I want a swan-filled lake ... in any case, I would want Europe to be implanted right in the middle of Congo so that they would know how harsh it is to live in that basin
- wish to escape the human world and go and live with the fairies for a life ... it is sweeter to have a career where all you have to do is to deliver a ring that can make you invisible to a lake of fire and have all these gallant warriors protecting you along the way ( inspired by the Lord of the Rings) ... so if any of you orcs happen to capture a pixie, a brownie or an elf, give me a secret e-mail
- wish I could be a pirate ... with a wicked wicked name like Blackbeard or Red Rackham or Captain Kidd ... with all these undiscoverable treasure hidden in Tortuga and a life condemned to sailing the seven seas for all eternity
- wish I could build a time-machine ... then I could go back in time and confirm if dad was as really hardworking in his younger days as he vigorously claims to be ... after that, I could visit Pharaoh Tutankhamen for a cuppa and ask him to spare me some of the gold he decided to buried with
- wish I was an ice-cream connoiseur then I could work my way through piles and piles of this delicious invention while claiming to judge its flavour ... I will make it my career of course
- wish to take a reindeer sleigh-ride across Antartica ... cross from Cape Town to Cairo and all the way to Timbuktu on a camel ... and sail around the world on an Arabian dhow driven by the monsoon winds
- wish all forests would claim their own and turn the earth into one huge, green rain-forest ... am with Wangari Maathai in this
- wish there were no poor people on earth ... but only people with insufficient funds ... for just like Gabrielle Solis of Desperate Housewives and Dolly Parton in Coat of Many Colours said ... poverty is just a state of mind ... and I wish everyone would have sufficient funds soon enough and live the kind of lifestyle they so much desire
- wish I was as organized as my sister ******** ... she takes neatness to a completely new level
- wish you do not make bizarre conclusions about my state of mind after reading through my wish list
- wish you would tell me all your wishes
8 comments:
Nice, nice! and I like the pics they go perfectly well with the post.
I have a bunch of wishes too but let's look at yours:
*You can fly like a bird and swim and breathe underwater like a fish...try going out in the rain after taking drowzy cough syrup or cold medicine.
* Europe to be implanted right in the middle of Congo...would be good to send Belgium there so they see what mess they have caused in the Great Lakes region
*update your running skills to a much faster version...succeed and you'll win some marathons & retire a happy, young wealthy person.
* switch from the tedious Gregorian calendar into an Aztec one..I live by switching from one culture's calendar to the next esp when there's silly stories about 6/6/6 or when folks were worried about Y2K.
Mdkims,I didn't judge your thinking, it's what Philosphers do from time to time.
Hah! I really like these wishes...especially the one about the Aztec calender--that would be sweet (maniacal laughter). You're awesome ;-).
Your wishes rock!You have a very vivid imagination!
Hey you rock dear! YOur list is off the hook. I love Harry Potter,. finally i get someone who loves H.P. as i do.
I wish too i was also neat like my sis. She takes a long look at my closet and pangas it all over again.
Now my wishes
That there was a free way of flying on the sky. You could jump up and get yourself where you are going
I will be back.
That song of "coat of many colours"
"Though we had no money, i was as rich as i could be, in my coat of many colours that mama made of me"
I am a great fun of those days songs. I love this song kabisa.
"I wish i wouldn't grow old and just stay the way i am really"
@akiey ... you should be drawn, hung and quartered ... drawn with the best carriages, hung with diamonds and quartered in the finest of palaces ... what an incisive insight ... thanks a bazillion times and more for such a fresh outlook
@Matina ... why don't we turn the planet into one big halloween party and we can be two Frankeinsteins scaring little children around
@acolyte ... I do not know what to say but please accept my sincere thanks and heartfelt gratitude
@Shiroh ... yes, H.P is a lovely book and that is just putting it as an understatement of monumental proportion ... what d'you think will happen in the last series? ... and don't you think that Dolly Parton is such a breathtaker?
Hey, just been to Shiro's and onad you watched the Red Korna where they were busting people for peeing...LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it was too funny. Finally, someone who watched that episode!!
@Kenyanmusings ... hope no blogger was caught at that ... did you see the one about getting a surprise call? ... the dude must have been so surprised when that chick turned and asked him for her prize dough ... crazy peeps those Red Korna's are
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